Monday, 23 May 2011

De La Hoya: Drugs, Infidelity


Boxing champ Oscar De La Hoya admits that drug and substance abuse led to problems in his marriage and infidelity. Alcohol and cocaine, are allegedly the reason why the former boxing great checked himself into rehab recently, and although he said he hadn't "hit bottom", he was coherent enough to proactively take accountability for his actions and seek treatment.

Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Crash

A real beauty

Former super star pro wrestler Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car crash last week. His wife, a passenger in the vehicle at the time, reported only minor injuries. Reports say that Macho Man had a heart attack while driving, which forced him to lose control of his vehicle, then then hit a tree. 

Randy Savage was 58 years old, and his claim to fame was his tagline "oh yyyeeeeaaa" which became synonymous with the jerky brand "Slim Jim".

We wish his family the best, and may he rest in peace.

Friday, 20 May 2011

Strauss-Kahn's Accuser May Have AIDS

Ophelia Famotidina- DSK alleged rape victim


This case has taken a bizarre twist. Apparently Strauss-Kahn will have more to worry about that jail time based on reports that have surfaced. Kahn's West-African accuser, reportedly lives or has lived in a residence in Harlem specifically for tenants who have been diagnosed with HIV or AIDS. In order to live in these apartments one adult in the dwelling must have tested positive. The lives with her 15-year old daughter, she is the only adult.

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Strauss-Kahn Is Getting Framed

This guy does not need to 'rape' maids
This whole hotel maid rape, forcing her to perform oral sex thing just doesn't pass the smell test. I mean to say that a 68 year old man was chasing a woman down a hallway in his underwear is a bit unnerving. First of all, the guy is 68. He is lucky is he was running down the hallway not to have a heart attack. Secondly, if she was forced to perform oral sex on him, why wouldn't she bit his penis off. Or does she not have any teeth.

A couple more inconsistencies here: he ran down the hallway chased her down and forced her into a room. Last time I was in a hotel all the doors were locked. Where did this magical key come from? As a maid I'm sure she had a master, but that provides her with a great getaway opportunity.

The timing is also strikingly unusual. Lots going on in the world, especially at the IMF with as these bailouts for Greece, Portugal, Spain, and who else...Italy maybe. Something tells me Sarkozy is behind all of this.

Above all, the guy is not poor. If he wanted some action there's a million escorts in Manhattan that are stunningly gorgeous whores, 6 feet tall, and big fake T's.

FREE STRAUSS KAHN!!

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

The Governator Admits to Love Child

Whose Your Daddy and What Does He Do!!?

As it turns out, Arnie fathered a child with one of his staffers. This particular staffer worked closely with the family for over 20 years. The child here is now 10 years old. Thats right, and he managed to keep it a secret for over a decade, which is proof that you need some serious coin to have affairs and not use protection. Apparently once he outed his political office, he spilled the beans to his smokin' wife, Maria Schriver. Maria, obviously upset left him. I would to. Good news for Arnie's daughter, she has a step-sibling...you know someone to play Wii bowling with.

Kutcher to Replace Charlie Sheen on 2 1/2?!

Nice Lid Charlie
Teen heart throb Ashton Kutcher signs a deal to replace drug and alcohol kingpin Charlie Sheen on Two and  a Half? No effing way. That will never fly. First off, Kelso, yea he's a funny guy. But he doesn't really have that bad boy persona that we all love so much about Charlie. Not to mention the age difference, but as well all know age is just a number to Kutcher. Charlie is irreplaceable, the show is in jeopardy without him, and I wish producers would stop being massive financial idiots and pay Charlie what he wants to keep the show a going concern. IT won't be long before the producer clowns miss Charlie and his winning ways because Sheen gets the Green,  ..and the pink, and white and..nevermind.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

Rapper M-Bone Dead

M-Bone from CSD

Cali Swag Districts Rapper M-Bone was killed in a drive by shooting in his home town of Inglewood, California. In a senseless act of violence, some punks took the life of a promising young man with a budding rap career. I love the song "Teach Me How To Dougie".

R.I.P M-Bone.

Lady GaGa A Man?!

Looking for the tuck...its good

At her Monsters Ball tour concert at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Lady Gaga said she had a "serious tuck" going on. She kept talking about homosexuality, and transgendered people...is she or he a man/ was a man? I'm so confused